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by: Mr. Facts
co-written by: Dr. Truth
edited by: Professor Reality
materials from: Max Brooks
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Well you think you know all about zombies? Well your wrong... I know you saw a bunch of movies
that have zombies but those are for entertainment purposes only! For example I bet you saw Zombieland. Well guess what!
That movie will get you killed! (Wanna know how? my friend Dr.Truth will tell you at.
http://zmddrtruth.blogspot.com)
Well now we shall discuss the fundamentals of a zombies.
(BASICS)
1) Zombies are slow as old people having sex
2) Zombies no matter who, will try to eat you. It could be your mom and she'll treat you like a piece of jack links beef jerky
3) The only way to kill zombies, and i mean only way is to eliminate the brain. In other words YOU NEED HEAD SHOTS
4) Infection is only communicable through other infected zombies and is not transferable through air and water
5) Infection to a human is either through bites from zombies or if infected blood was to enter your bloodstream via wounds or entered through the mouth/eyes/ears/nose or any open sore
This shall be all on this chapter but i shall update this book in a week or so. And remember to read Dr. Truth's blog too at
http://zmddrtruth.blogspot.com
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