Thursday, August 26, 2010

Z.S.G Chapter Two

                                                -----KNOW YOUR ENEMY----

                                                    by: Mr. Facts
                                                    co-written by: Professor Reality
                                                    materials from: Max Brooks
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                                      ---SOLONUM---
  This is the more detailed explanation of the zombie biology. You know what makes them tick, so that you can tick tick boom.

First! What is it that infects people? Well the answer is solonum. This is a virus that infects only human beings and no other form of life. In fact when animals sense solonum in the area they will immediately flee. But in the case that a zombie was to bite a caged dog or something they wont get infected but will instead immediately die. Now if the virus was to enter your bloodstream you will eventually expire and turn into one of the walking dead. While the virus is in your bloodstream it will make its way to the brain. Once there the virus will begin its reanimation process. So i give you the partially detailed symptoms of infection.

                    ----SYMPTOMS IMMEDIATELY AFTER INFECTION----
HOUR 1: Pain and Discolor of infected materials, Immediate clotting of wound (if infection came from a wound)

HOUR 5: Fever ranging from 99 to 103 degrees F,chills, slight dementia, vomiting, and minor joint pain

HOUR 8: Numbing of extremities and infected area, increased fever ranging from 103 to 106 degrees F, increased dementia, and loss of muscular coordination.

HOUR 11: Paralysis in lower body, overall numbness, slowed heart rate

HOUR 16: Coma

HOUR 20: Heart stoppage Zero brain activity

HOUR 23: Reanimation DUN DUN DUN
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                                           ---UNDEAD ATTRIBUTES---
   Now there has been speculation that zombies can climb walls, teleport, and even maybe shape shift! Well luckily this is false. The only way for zombies to get these attributes would be to infect a person that could do this in the first place like Chris Angel. But i don't think he would get infected due to the fact that he would just disappear to like Canada or something. So now i shall discus the 5 senses of the zombies.

1)  EYESIGHT
      Now zombies eyesight are actually on par with that of a human. Interesting enough the brain can still transmit signals to the brain. Which probably means that some nerve endings in the brain could still work. Well despite this it is still inconclusive whether or not zombies can tell the difference between other zombies and humans. Theory is that humans don't have a limp to their walk so zombies can pick out the differences. Knowing that this is a theory you shouldn't try this at ALL.

2) HEARING
      Contradicting to sight, Zombies have excellent hearing. Although its range is the same as humans zombies can determine where noise would come from and can be attracted by this sound. Any noise made either from prey or just random noise will attract the zombie. Its not that zombies have super hearing, its just that zombies rely on this sense more. We humans rely on our sight more which makes our other senses less effective and will only use them if our primary sense has no use.

 3) TOUCH
       This is the biggest advantage against the living. Zombies as we know are dead making their sensory nerves dead too. This means that zombies cannot feel and register pain. This also means that NOTHING can deter a zombie from its prey. If you was to point a gun at a zombie it wont stop, it wont run, it will simply continue to slowly make its way to you. With this major advantage the only way to kill the zombie and i mean only way would be to eliminate the brain were the solonum virus controls the body.

4) TASTE
       It is inconclusive if zombies have taste but it is known that zombies will prefer human meat over animals and also prefers live meat over dead meat (heehee dead meat). They can also tell the difference between humans and animals and will always prefer the former.

5) SMELL
        This is one of the undeads' greatest assets due to the fact that their hearing far surpasses ours. With the right mountan ranges and wind direction the undead can smell prey from over a mile away! Luckily for you it would take them a really long time to get to you.

       wow that took me a couple of weeks to write. Danm. Well Dr.Truth has no longer his ranting blog so that is a disapointment. So next I will make the way to KILL a zombie.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Z.S.G Chapter One

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                                   ----INTRODUCTION----
                              by: Mr. Facts
                              co-written by: Dr. Truth
                              edited by: Professor Reality
                              materials from: Max Brooks
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  Well you think you know all about zombies? Well your wrong... I know you saw a bunch of movies
that have zombies but those are for entertainment purposes only! For example I bet you saw Zombieland. Well guess what!
That movie will get you killed! (Wanna know how? my friend Dr.Truth will tell you at.
http://zmddrtruth.blogspot.com)

Well now we shall discuss the fundamentals of a zombies.
                            (BASICS) 
  1) Zombies are slow as old people having sex
  2) Zombies no matter who, will try to eat you. It could be your mom and she'll treat you like a piece of jack links beef jerky
  3) The only way to kill zombies, and i mean only way is to eliminate the brain. In other words YOU NEED HEAD SHOTS
  4) Infection is only communicable through other infected zombies and is not transferable through air and water
  5) Infection to a human is either through bites from zombies or if infected blood was to enter your bloodstream via wounds or entered through the mouth/eyes/ears/nose or any open sore

This shall be all on this chapter but i shall update this book in a week or so. And remember to read Dr. Truth's blog too at
http://zmddrtruth.blogspot.com

Monday, August 23, 2010

Explanation To Running Zombies

                                                               LD4 Syndrome     
                                                                by Mr. Facts
                                                   co-written by Professor Reality
  This is the other infected counterpart to zombies. LD4 zombies are those scary running zombies like in Left 4 Dead, 28 Days Later, and contradicting to the name, Zombieland . Remember that all the rules that apply to the Zombie Survival Guide are now forfeit. You do not need to aim for the head to get a kill but instead can get a kill by shooting the sh*t out of them. So get an automatic weapon and/or a semi-automatic weapon as opposed to a bolt-action rifle to remain a survivor since speed would be a neccecity to eliminate the infected.

   But there is one rule from the survival guide that applies to LD4 zombies are that you MUST stay away from urban areas. Logic states that the more people in a environment the more zombies should be around. Of course LD4 Syndrome is a virus that does not kill and reanimate so instead the infected individual is still in a technical standpoint alive, which means that the infected must eat and drink as opposed to zombies which have no need for food or water. So the best course of action would be to retreat to an isolated area and wait out the epidemic.

      I hope my short summary should weed out the significant diffrences between LD4 zombies and actual zombies and thanks to Max Brooks for the creation of the Zombie Survival Guide.
                              Good Luck :)